BREATHE, Cynthia. Keep it together. Do not yell at the helicopter mom. She doesn’t understand that it is just a kids’ volleyball game. She doesn’t understand that you’re merely volunteering your time.  She doesn’t get that it is okay for her kid to not be the best. She’s a helicopter mom. Get her to calm down and sneak her a Xanax.

I’m not doing this nonsense again next season. 

Deep Breath. Walk Away.

I’ve been trying to find a relationship for a while. But for now, I’m giving up. I’m burned out, and I’m beginning to think that there isn’t anyone out there for me. Lord knows I’ve tried. In fact, I've tried almost everything: blind dates, online dating, speed dating, clubs, the gym, church, what-have-you. I need to take a break and get back to my happy place. Turning into a Bitter Betty won't help anything. So, break on 3.

1 - 2 - ooohh... he's cute... wait.... 3!